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Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch 

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.
Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

Inosuke hotty 

The hotty the shotty everyone knows from demon slayer. He has dem abs. He has the voice. He is shirtless 24/7. What else do you need if you have a boar head man as a husband? SHawtyyyyyyyy.

makes your heart pound when looking at him. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM HE IS BEAUTIFUL.
"Inosuke hotty come here and kiss me, baby."

"hey Tanjiro Your not as hot as inosuke hotty"

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry 

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock 

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."
"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

parry hotter 

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.
When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.
parry hotter by Jacomba February 27, 2004