Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Hot Toddy

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.

Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 22, 2006

Hot Toddy

Warm ejaculate on a cold winter's day

Melanie was so cold last night that I had to give her a large load of my hot toddy

by Laramel December 8, 2010

Hot Toddy

As made famous by the 2010 Usher song "Hot Toddy" featuring Jay-Z and Ester Dean, a "Hot Toddy" is a person with whom you conduct a sexual relationship under the implicit understanding that each participant may be maintaining a separate monogamous sexual relationship with another, all of whom who must remain unaware of this activity.

Tim has sex with Jeff's girlfriend Sarah one or more times without Jeff ever finding out, because Tim and Sarah have an implicit understanding that neither of them will take actions leading to Jeff finding out; Sarah is thereby Tim's Hot Toddy.

by Wordy Wordsworth August 4, 2010

Hot Toddy

A Hot Toddy is when some gives you a blowjob, but prior to doing so, they ingested something spicy, (like buffalo wings, for example). It hurts really bad, and you usually scream "HOT TODDY!" when it happens. It can also be when someone gives you a handjob after coming into contact with a sensitive-skin irritant, like chili flakes. Sometimes it's an accident, but sometimes they know it'll hurt you and they do it anyway to be a bad person.

Person 1: "Ok ready?"

Person 2: "Yeah go for it. Oh yes. YESSSS... Hey wait a minute.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT TODDY! HOT TODDY! OW! OW! OW! GODDAMMIT RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT NEXT TIME, OR BETTER YET LAY OFF THE BUFFALO WINGS!"

by Suckmytoes_77 August 10, 2022

hot toddy

metaphor used in Usher and Jay-Z song "Hot Toddy" in reference to a girl. Hot Toddy is a term used for a concoction that cures colds, in this case the Hot Toddy is an upgrade for a guy; Usher: "I'm so cold, yea I need that Hot toddy... she said she wanna make me better, wanna make me better"

Jay-Z: "I was born a God, I made myself a King, which means I downgraded to a human being, you was born a Goddess I made you my Queen which means we upgraded to Louis the thirteen; Hot toddy, her body like cognac, her momma like herb tea, we burnt a couple of sacks"

guy says to his homeboy "I'm so cold, I need a Hot Toddy"

by hip hop analyzer August 26, 2010

hot toddie

A female who is below standards for gential penetration, but not to low to be fisted..

Rick: Hey dan did u see that hot toddie over there?
Dan: YUP!!! (As he thrusts his fist into the air)

by rickmoney October 8, 2007