phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.
When someone eats shit from a police horse during a post Super Bowl riot.
"Eat it! EEEaaaat Iiiit!" screamed the crowd. The drunk in the Randall Cunningham jersey took the dare, got down on his hands and knees, and took an enormous bite of horse shit. Geno's Steaks added the Hot Philly Special to the menu the next day.
Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".