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phil the hot man 

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

Hot Philly Special 

When someone eats shit from a police horse during a post Super Bowl riot.
"Eat it! EEEaaaat Iiiit!" screamed the crowd. The drunk in the Randall Cunningham jersey took the dare, got down on his hands and knees, and took an enormous bite of horse shit. Geno's Steaks added the Hot Philly Special to the menu the next day.
Hot Philly Special by The Mocker2 February 10, 2018

philadelphia hot pocket 

recipe. take a shit on a piece of dough.
add cheese, peppers and onions.
bake for 20-30min on 375

ENJOY
"ok, but the loser has to eat a Philadelphia hot pocket

Philly Beef Hot Dog

When a male takes a poop on another girls chest right between the boobs, and tittie fucking her right after, making a Philly Beef Hot Dog.
Male: Let me poop on your chest.
Female: Why?
Male: I want to make a Philly Beef Hot Dog
Philly Beef Hot Dog by slap dick December 10, 2014

Philadelphia hot pocket 

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.

Philadelphia Hot Pocket 

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".