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Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning 

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

hot curly sandwich

a type of sandwich with its main ingredient being faeces, best eaten warm - fresher the better
Ahh I really need a shit
Hold up take this baguette with you, I'm starving I could really do with a hot curly sandwich

What do you fancy for lunch?
Gregs sasusage roll? Hot Dog?
Nah mate fancy myself a big fat hot dirty curly sandwich
Give me 5 I'll just curl one out
hot curly sandwich by wriggleit September 13, 2019

curly hot pocket 

When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
Guy 1: I gave a curly hot pocket to Jessica
Guy 2: Nice dude

hotcurry 

1. Hotcurry, n. A large volume of forcefully-ejected yellow diarrhea. This liquishit will likely exhibit qualities not unlike a Possessed Shit and most certainly burn your asshole, resulting in the unfortunate ring of fire. A veritable assplosion, but in a single, powerful stream. You *never* want to subject your MVPP to hotcurry, as it will certainly render it permanently unsuitable.

2. Hotcurry, v. The act of spraying hotcurry out of one's anus.
Chuck: "Dude, you look like ass. What the hell happened?"
Maurice: "Oh man, I think those tacos we ate in Mexico last night were rancid. I've spent the whole morning hotcurrying the bowl!"
hotcurry by loathsome November 8, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026