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Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex 

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
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Hot Club Sweaty Ass 

1. The highest possible level of funk, musk, and badussy humanly achievable in one place.

2.That smell that makes the janitor that cleans up the club after it closes want to quit his fucking job.

3.Arms+Ass+Funky Sweaty Thighs=Hot Club Sweaty Ass
Ex. I tried to hook up with Chantell last night after the Red Carpet, but she had hot club sweaty ass!

Ex. Damn girl where were you last night? You got hot club sweaty ass, go take a damn bath!!

Ex. Some of these hoe's dont need to go to IHOP when we leave, they got hot club sweaty ass!
Hot Club Sweaty Ass by ya boy B March 24, 2006

Hot-N-Sweaty 

A Hot-N-Ready with butter and parm on it.
I'd like to buy a Hot-N-Sweaty.
Yo, did you pick up a Hot-N-Sweaty?
Hot-N-Sweaty by Caesarboy69 October 6, 2019

Hot and Sweaty 

Term used to describe anyone who is extremely weight.
When you're that big you can't help but to be hot and sweaty.

hot sweater 

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their sexual partner after a release of ejaculate on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey's and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.
1. (inner dialogue) It's so cold out, I think I'm going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) "Daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! Thas a HOT sweater right thurrr!"

3. "Jimmy, things got crazy last night. I'm telling you...really crazy. She asked me to give her a hot sweater and now I can't get it out of my hair."

4. "Who wants a shot?" (Sam, raising hand) "After this week of work, I definitely need one. I don't want anything crazy though, so I'll just get a hot sweater. Thanks."
hot sweater by rudeman82 January 22, 2011

hot sweat pie 

When fat people sweat so much it look like they peed on themselves
you have hot sweat pie
hot sweat pie by tish nut March 24, 2016

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog 

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.