Immediately accelerating when in the left turn lane as a red light turns to a blinking red light before on coming traffic can accelerate.
by Michael April 10, 2005
a female; causes unintentional double takes; likely big hair but maybe not; likely blond but not always; not striking without make-up; doesn't wow in sweats and a ball cap; not the one you want to marry for she only fancies up like candy to impress those that don't know her; she enjoys catching herself in the mirror or when a guy curbs his truck while looking at her.
She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
Man, she is Texas Hot, or; My wife totally beats Texas Hot, she knocks me over just in sweats and a ballcap.
by eatrawstayhealthy March 10, 2011
Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.
by Kkuhlman February 17, 2005
When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 11, 2011
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.
by Dsfargeg June 26, 2008
Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.
"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."
"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
by Wheres the Beef? October 4, 2006
After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
Best served as a surprise dish
Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes February 17, 2011