by shmaxshmax May 8, 2011
A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
by xxBlack_Catxx July 11, 2008
Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
by Sire of revenge March 25, 2010
The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
by Chad Bennett September 22, 2008
The act of using a curling iron to heat up a corpses vagina before commencing the act of necrophilia
i totally Hot Pocketed that bitch last night, she was fresh from the mourge, not to cold and not freezer burned.
by Stephan February 26, 2005
An alternative form of the slang term "hot boxing," in which someone smokes marijuana in a car to increase the longevity of the high.
by jsadfjs March 7, 2006
by The Blonde One June 15, 2020