1 definition by xxBlack_Catxx

A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
"I ate a hot pocket for breakfast this morning and now i think i am going to puke."
by xxBlack_Catxx July 11, 2008
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