/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms
Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
by x b4ng June 13, 2006
A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.
by AntsInTheKoolAid May 20, 2005
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
by PTSpice July 22, 2009
by shmaxshmax May 8, 2011
A piece of crap food, which consists of bread, what we think is supposed to be cheese, and meat. There are also the vegiterian pockets, which don't include meat, and the lean pockets, which apperantly are healthier than your regular hot pocket. They usually come in two temperatures: boiling hot or frozen solid. I don't know where the hell of you perverts out there are getting that vagina crap, but this is the true definition of a hot pocket. They do taste like crap, but we all love that jangle! Hot Pockeeeeeeett!
by xxBlack_Catxx July 11, 2008
Taking a huge shit onto a section of saran wrap, taking care to fold the corners neatly in such a fashion as to form the "Pocket". Then proceeding to place said pocket into the microwave of someone who has been a complete dick to you in order to enact revenge. The timer is to be set for a minimum of 1 hour of cooking time. Ah smells like victory!!! Ain't Payback a Bitch??
by Sire of revenge March 25, 2010
The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
by Chad Bennett September 22, 2008