When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.
I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.
by Jonny wiekels October 04, 2007
When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.
When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.
by AlexDanny November 17, 2007
v. to grab at another person's genital area.
"he got hot crotched at the club"
by bef April 24, 2003