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3.
v. to grab at another person's genital area.
"he got hot crotched at the club"
by bef April 24, 2003
 
1.
When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.
When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.
by AlexDanny November 17, 2007
 
2.
When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.
I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.
by Jonny wiekels October 04, 2007