Your fingers will be red for the rest of the day, the crumbs under your fingernails are gonna be a bitch to remove, there might be a red line on your bottom lip, but you won't care, you won't care.
Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.
Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =]
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!