hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

Homesteader 

A person who moves into a neighborhood at least seven years before the neighborhood becomes gentrified.

The Homesteader is very proud be a Homesteader.

The Homesteader enjoys regaling new residents with tales about all the homicides that took place where the Target now stands and the Starbucks that was previously a meth lab.

The Homesteader, if a homeowner, makes bank on selling. The Homesteader, if a renter, gets priced out within a year of the new fusion restaurant opening. Regardless, Homesteaders always find a new frontier to stake their claim.

Homesteader at one of the new brew pubs down the street, "When I moved here ten years ago no one had a smart phone. You had to agree to meet somewhere and show up. The only place you could get a beer was at a small dive bar. Cabs were too scared to come here. There were no bike lanes."

Homesteader by Emmy Kay October 28, 2017

honestgamer 

Esteemed webmaster known for creating a brilliant site (HonestGamers.com) that collects the best video game reviews you can find online. He also has excellent fashion sense and is a great guy in general.

People say that sometimes he reviews games before he should, but those people haven't walked a mile in his shoes and really don't know what they're talking about.

honestgamer by Herman the Pimp November 12, 2004