Horse Jockey's Boot 

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

Horse Jockey's Boot by Toosh March 21, 2008

dead horse jockey 

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

dead horse jockey by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

Horsecocked 

to get screwed over.

breaks mom totally Horsecocked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.

Horsecocked by Lethal Lahoodat November 2, 2013

Horsemonkey 

Newest profanity on the streets. Originated from Manalapan, New Jersey.

Bill: "your a herb."
John: "fuck you you fucking horsemonkey"

Horsemonkey by Horsemonkey2777 January 25, 2011

Horsemonkey 

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.

“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

Horsemonkey by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022

horse jockey 

A short and small blond girl, weighing like 80 pounds. They get drunk all the time and can't remember the next morning. Most are named Bridget

Omg, look at that horse jockey, she can play flip cup like it's her job, that's she's eye level to the table.

horse jockey by AFriendOfAFriend May 30, 2009