Top Definition
Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"
by Di Angelo April 11, 2010
2 more definitions
Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.
by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013
Newest profanity on the streets. Originated from Manalapan, New Jersey.
Bill: "your a herb."
John: "fuck you you fucking horsemonkey"
by Horsemonkey2777 January 24, 2011

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