horse armor

The first downloadable content available for the Xbox 360 game Oblivion. Upon its release, there was an uproar in the gaming community due to its nearly useless feature set and and relatively high price tag ($2.50 US). Since then, the term horse armor has been used to describe video game features that are useless or overpriced.

Can you believe they're charging $10 extra for the horse armor in Madden 07: Hall of Fame Edition?

It seems like every year video game developers expect us pay $50 for a sequel and all they've added is some horse armor.

horse armor by Ironhammer July 14, 2006

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Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

Horse Armor by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

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Horse armor

Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).

Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.

Horse armor by nom de gorilla April 12, 2011

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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