A definiton used to describe a sigma male giga chad who is on the grind, and possesses an eternally large turgid penis.
by HorseCockEnergy1381 June 23, 2022
When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.
by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011
The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.
Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 9, 2011
by Yes I am big brain October 11, 2020
A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
by tfcdomprice December 10, 2007
Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.
by ccnutmnkey December 8, 2004
A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.
Often referred to as a great column
Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
by Massivehorse March 10, 2016