hork 

1. v
to quickly eat.

2. v
to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.

3. n
vomit

4. v
to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.

5. v
screw up, make dysfunctional

6. v
to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*)

6. v
do (can mean essentially anything)

i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister

hork by akary May 24, 2005

Hork 

1. To vomit.
2. The summoning of phlegm, in preparation for spitting.

"My cat horked a big hairball on the sofa"

"John horked up a loogie and spit it at Jessica."

Hork by Warrior Queen August 1, 2003

hork 

v. to steal something, though not usually applicable to shoplifting or grand theft.

I turned around for five minutes and someone horked my pepsi from the fridge at work.

hork by aksarah August 24, 2003

hork 

To take, without asking, something that if you would have asked, the answer would have been yes.

Note: This is a slang expression popularized by Bob & Doug MacKenzie's Strange Brew Soundtrack album

Literal usage: "I horked a beer from your fridge."

Common usage: "Can I hork a pencil?"

Note: the common usage is ironic, because you are asking when the definition involves not asking.

hork by DorgonE May 13, 2010

hork 

To eat in a greedy and expedient manner. v.,adv.; hork, horked, horking

1)I horked all the cookies so I didn't have to share.

2)I've only got 5 minutes to hork down this sandwich before heading back to the condom factory.

hork by Chochal April 17, 2008

Hork 

The act of smoking marijuana.

Brent, Bryce, Wes and Tom are going to go out to hork a big one.

Hork by Finalform October 21, 2009

hork 

to steal

you horked my balogna.

hork by alpha mu December 13, 1999