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Hristiyana 

You have read the fucking shit that was the previous one...now welcome to real definition. This the most unique person you can ever meet. Her glory will blind you and the words that come out of her mouth will be a blessing for you. When you meet her at first sight you are instantly captured by her gorgeous eyes. With one look you cannot stand the tension between the two of you. This beautiful Bulgarian name can only be worn by a charming lady. This girl does not need a man, she will beat your ass and will never know it. And this is not the only badass thing about her. You NEED her in your company because she is the light to your soul and the cure for your senses. Modesty makes the the person gorgeous, but SHE is the beauty itself. If you want to keep her by your side you MUST treat her the way princess. She only appreciates the truth and if you lie to her expect you will be dumped by the minute. You HAVE to keep these rules if you want to be in her list of close people:
- Honesty
- Know how to take a joke
- DO NOT INTERRUPT HER WHILE TALKING
- Always be the one person she can rely on
- NEVER LIE TO HER
This is the best definition you can find here baby
And the most important thing - she can be very cute so keep an eye on that because you will not see it coming 😊
Bitch 1: Who is this girl over there with the beautiful eyes?
Bitch 2 : Oh, she is such a Hristiyana!
Hristiyana by Ninchity February 17, 2020
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Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
Lovely amazing guy. Very funny and skilled at most things including sports and video games.
Jheez, hristia is cool! I want to be with them
Hristia by ItIs what ItIs June 4, 2020
Hristo is so funny and charming. Probably wanna go with Hristo. The beast time you'll ever have.
"What is one relationship without Hristo?"
Hristo by KKirra January 7, 2018

hristina 

the best person you can ever meet - very kind, loving, helpful, beautiful. Generally very smart and an amazing dancer. She will always help you and give you insightful advice.
- I've just spoken to the best girl I've ever met in my life.
- Oh, that must have been Hristina!!!
hristina by cortisol.level April 7, 2018