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hoonz bae 

1. A middle-aged male who wears red shirts with frontal lettering inside-out; An often strutting middle-aged man wearing informal shirts, usually red-colored, inside out (n., Ger.)

2. A wasp hive on which the wasps are inactive or at rest (n., Ger.)

3. a. A rollicking, partially free-form dance move originated in and primarily performed in small-town western South Dakota (n.); b. Performing a wild, rollicking dance that originated in western South Dakota small towns, probably performed in such location (v., hoonz baes, hoonz baed, hoonz baing)
1. I saw a hoonz bae walking across the court yard, and I swear I almost ran over and kicked him in the nuts.

2. There's a hoonz bae.

3.b. Lonnie got wasted last night and hoonze baed all night long.
hoonz bae by P'tainz April 22, 2011
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crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette
Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon
crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017
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cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018
A very very very good tune. A tune to which real words are incapable of expressing its magnificence. Usually used to describe drum and bass or UK dubstep, but can be applied where deemed appropriate.
Jesus christ Joe! That tune's a hoonah!
hoonah by hglly April 15, 2020

hoonanery 

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.
I will not be involved with such hoonanery!
hoonanery by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006

Hoonigan 

A person who operates a motor vehicle in an aggressive and unorthodox manner, consisting of, but not limited to, drifting, burn outs, doughnuts as well as acts of automotive aeronautics. One who f@#king hoons.
Did you see that guy jumps, he is one crazy hoonigan
Hoonigan by The lol monkey May 27, 2015

Hoodnest 

my brother is at the hoodnest
i got to go to the hoodnest to change my clothes
i got the stash at the hoodnest
Hoodnest by haj December 30, 2005