Hoesmanship 

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.

Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!

Hoesmanship by The Fo Show September 21, 2004

hoodsmash 

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.

Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.

hoodsmash by gnostic1 January 23, 2011

Grootastic Hoomans 

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

Grootastic Hoomans by Shady Van December 26, 2020

Hoopsmaniaa

One who sprinkles cabbage patch kids all over their body. Does not know what Huter and Jiko mean but pretends too. When you ask them for their picture they send you a picture of a Tiger.

I was talking to hoopsmaniaa online and he rocked my world!

Hoopsmaniaa by Jikster November 29, 2004

Hooimansen 

A Rather very homosexual gentelman who always complains about things and all he does is play video games. A sad human being.

Hooimansen you're sad

Hooimansen by myszak August 4, 2022

Hoosman 

One that has an abnormally small, erect penis.

John: You have quite a tiny penis, hoosman.
Tim: Fuck you, man.

Hoosman by joolord November 21, 2009

hoomans 

The mispelt version of the word humans and is used in a fun manner when talking to friends....

Hello hoomans how is life?

hoomans by anonymous September 25, 2020