hoodsmash 

n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.

Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?

Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.

hoodsmash by gnostic1 January 23, 2011

On hoodstas 

A hoodsta is somebody who puts in work.

Interviewer:so if an enemy rolls up on you what you gonna do?

Crip mac:DESTRUCTION!I destroy all enemies, I do DESTRUCTION. If an enemy rolls up on me cuh, ima automatic smash on him ,on hoodstas. You 5ive me

On hoodstas by Trapboy123 January 5, 2022

Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

Hoodstache by schg January 1, 2011

hoodwash 

The act of sucking dick.

Yo, dat bitch best be givin me a hoodwash.

hoodwash by Sawyer December 6, 2002

hoopstash 

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.

omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!

hoopstash by shakes November 16, 2004

hoodslasha 

hoodslasha hes some fucking newgen for bypassing roblox audios and makes only distorted 1 mono's

he also likes to scam people for fun when he is bored.

hoodslasha the newgen

hoodslasha by wzfi July 9, 2023