Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

Hooker's Toothbrush by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

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Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

Hooker's phone by Parcerito January 28, 2010

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Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.

Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.

Hooker's Polish by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015

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Hooter Shooters

when a woman holds a shot of alchohal in the middle of her bra. The person taking the shot moves up the woman's stomach with thier tounge and take the shot with no hands and then moves up towards her mouth where she holds a slice of a lime. the shot taker then has to suck on the lime.

"Dude, the other night i did a Hooter Shooters on this chick at the party!"

Hooter Shooters by hottie-65 February 24, 2010