hoop

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

by Gaz C December 30, 2004

Hooping

To spin hula hoops for fun, for exercise or as a performance.

The last time I went raving, I couldn't believe how many people were hooping!

I love hooping it is way more fun then going to the gym and it totally tones my abs.

by Giada D. August 13, 2009

Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

by smik2 January 22, 2009

hooping

Administering psychoactive drugs via enema...aka stuffin' E up yer ass.

"C'mon brah...you gonna hoop that shit or what? I can't hold up the bottle of KY forever."

"Maaan...hooping is so dirty."

by Audiovox Telus February 19, 2006

Hoopes

One badass mutha. With a dick like a skyscraper and the body of a god it is understandable that he should be the most desirable man ever alive. Not only is he on a first name basis with greats like chuck norris and Bill Gates, but he also is a regular guest at the playboy mansion. This man is clearly a capital "b" badass. Use a respectful tone in his presence.

Chuck Norris: Dude I totally hung out with Hoopes the other day
Bill Gates: Did not
Chuck Norris: did too
Bill Gates: Hoopes is such a badass
God: yep

by jolly roger69 November 19, 2010

hoop it

A phrase directed at someone meaning for them to go find something else to do or get lost usually due to being extremely annoying.

Scumbag Steve: "Hey man, can I borrow some money I forgot my wallet."

You: "Hoop it."

by Douchebag Don February 18, 2011

Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017