hoomin 

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

hoomin by twigboy22 May 27, 2010

Hookins sprinkler 

A mixture of the dance move 'the sprinkler' done in the middle of the club whilst jerking your love stick.

That dude on the dance floor was doing the Hookins sprinkler- what a dick!

Or can be just abbreviated - that dude is such a Hookins!

Hookins sprinkler by HarryBb November 17, 2011

Grootastic Hoomans 

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

Grootastic Hoomans by Shady Van December 26, 2020

hoomina boomina shroom 

weed, or high grade marajuana. often shortened to hoom.

wah gwarn! u got any hoomina boomina shroom?
yeah blood i got sum hoomina boomina shroom!
wel, lets smoke bare hoomina boomina shroom.

hoomina boomina shroom by Dave the bum head January 12, 2007

debbie hookins 

a girl who likes To rock out and mosh to metal and rock music. her most favorite saying is "let the good times roll"

im going to go to the concert and be just like debbie hookins

debbie hookins by snikooh October 12, 2008

Hominsomnia

Staying up for more than 24 hours and going on a killing binge because you can't sleep.

Did you hear about Alaina?" "No, what happened?" "I heard she was suffering from Hominsomnia and killed like 20 people!" "OMG!

Hominsomnia by anilesfizzy July 28, 2011

hoeminster 

A hoeminster is someone who is hella rude all the time, and tends to bully a certain someone constantly.

Wow, she is such a hoeminster, I wish she would leave that poor girl alone.

hoeminster by SubtleDren February 2, 2017