Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

by Greencat38 October 28, 2020

Hooman

Hooman is human in dog language

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 5, 2019

Hooman

Stalk and cheat.
C'mon hooman,
Can you do any better than this?
'Cause that is just so unfit.

Hooman,
Where is my alien tribe?

by Infinity® August 31, 2023

Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 14, 2018

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

Hooman

A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.

Hooman is a good sport.

by Raven cloak January 3, 2018