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1.
A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.
Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!
by Trixy April 01, 2005
 
2.
A man with a VERY giant penis.
hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night
by rowfoiowrfjwo October 28, 2010
 
3.
A giant penis attached to a would-be law student
Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night
by Skank 1 February 05, 2005
 
4.
A person who gives off suspicious vibes.
"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.
by gingaman May 06, 2014
 
5.
FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!
"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"
by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009
 
6.
The tendency to greet or thank someone through prostration with one's left hand tucked by one's stomach.
Hey, it looks like that guy is bent over and holding his stomach like he's about to throw up. - No, He's just busting a Hooman.
by TheSleazyOne August 28, 2008
 
7.
A tempermental, highly emotional auditor that has not yet realized the ramifications of gaining so much weight.
Girl One: What happened to that dude?
Girl Two: He pulled a Hooman, let him go.
by Johnny March 31, 2005