Top Definition
A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015
A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.
Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!
by Trixy April 01, 2005
A short, fat, bald, insecure and arrogant Persian man with hairy shoulders who's married but tells the girls he dates that he's on the verge of a divorce. He resorts to name -calling when angry and he's terrified of his wife! He may also be a sociopath.
I dated a guy who was rather unattractive but I thought he was nice. When he came over my place and saw that I'd received flowers from someone, he told me I should've thrown them out before he got there. He called me a slut and before I knew it, he'd turned into a Hooman before my eyes!
by zhan-zhan May 26, 2016
A person who gives off suspicious vibes.
"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.
by gingaman May 06, 2014
A man with a VERY giant penis.
hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night
by rowfoiowrfjwo October 28, 2010
A giant penis attached to a would-be law student
Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night
by Skank 1 February 05, 2005
FILTHY STINKING CREATURES ON THIS FLOATING BALL OF FILTH. THEY WILL ALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SQUID ARMY.

OOORAH!!

SQUID AWAY!
"I SUCKED THE JUICE FROM THE WIGGLY HOOMAN"
"THEY ARE SILLY. AAAARRRHHH"
by MatchesMalone November 28, 2009
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