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Hoglahoo 

1. Noun.
a. From the ancient Hindi word "hlogvaceook" which meant "nine-armed menace", a hoglahoo is generally any disruption that may occur in any logical or sensible conversation or activity.
b. More specifically, the word hoglahoo can be used to identify certain members (and sometimes esp. non-members) of society deemed to be twits, morons, dolts, yahoos, houligans, cretins, yokels, and the like by any reasonable passers-by.

2. Adjective
Of or having to do with one who is a hoglahoo.
1. Noun
a. That idiot is a real hoglahoo; I bet his ancestors worshipped cattle.
b. Step away from that hoglahoo before your intellect is compromised and your sanity forsakes you.

2. Adjective
That was a really hoglahoo thing to say, Dr. Tai.
Hoglahoo by Greaser August 13, 2004

HoolaHoopaDo 

An expression used when you are so excited about something, you just feel like jumping around and twirling a hoola hoop.
Parent: Stop complaining, I'll get you the stupid puppy
Kid: HoolaHoopaDo!
HoolaHoopaDo by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

The Hoola Hoop

When a male and a female have sex in doggystyle position and the male does the hoolahoop with his hips and simultaneously thrusts. Makes the girl cum buckets
Omg, Jeffery totally did the The Hoola Hoop to me last night, felt so good.
The Hoola Hoop by bigerman55 February 17, 2013

Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop

Hoola Hoop Ho by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006

Hoopajoop 

A weird, extraneously complex item.
A- What does this hoopajoop do?
B- Dude...that's a jet printer!
A- *feels stupid* Oh......
Hoopajoop by RatchetBoo September 5, 2003

Hulahooping 

The technique used in the act of intercourse with a loose vagina in which one must girate there pelvic area as though they are hula hooping.

In some cases some have also been known to hula hoop while hulahooping.

Hula hooping was invented by Pam Andersons pool boy.
"Man that bitch was as loose as pam anderson. I was hulahooping that shiz."
Hulahooping by PaulCORE October 7, 2008