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a whore who also displays the characteristics of a hooker. a hookery whore is a double dis, unlike the regular whore, which is just a single dis.
hookery whore by linguist11 August 12, 2009
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Long Hooker
An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.
This is how they got the name.
"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."
A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
This is how they got the name.
"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."
A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.
My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.
Long Hooker by cocoaberries45653333 September 30, 2009
Steak Hooker
A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
Hooker Tooth
Hooker Tooth by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
Hooker's Toothbrush
Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.
Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
Hooker's Toothbrush by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012
dead hooker unit
The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
dead hooker unit by BrockLi August 24, 2006