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hookdick 

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.
Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!
hookdick by Darrin May October 20, 2007
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Hood dick 

The dick of someone who either has felonies, no credit, a criminal history, baby mamas galore, or a criminal past as long as my bar tab
Do any of your friends like penis? I am looking for some hood dick.
Hood dick by Hood Jared December 12, 2017

Hoodsick 

A feeling of yearning and anxiousness to return to the hood.
"I miss my hoodrats and hustlas. I'm so hoodsick."
Hoodsick by papaya253 September 28, 2011
a term used to insult somebody if they did something you didn't like.
"quit your shit you stupid hooddink!"

hoodwicked 

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way
for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!
hoodwicked by naja a January 16, 2004

Hoopdick 

A person who acts like a moron.
That hoopdick f'd up again.
Hoopdick by Bubbakon October 24, 2012