homid 

A prehistoric homosexual. Not to be confused with a hominid.

An australopithecus is an effeminate homid that enjoys cross-dressing, and frequenting gay bars, whereas a neanderthal is more of a butch homid.

homid by satan's emissary November 19, 2007

The Holidaze 

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)

Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

The Holidaze by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023

holidazed 

To become dazed and confused by the excessive displays, advertisements, etc. of any holiday.

Nowadays its getting hard to avoid being holidazed.

holidazed by jpg3 November 23, 2013

Tess Holiday 

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".

Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".

Tess Holiday by Anathemata September 23, 2021

Hamida 

Hamida Iddrisu is someone who is a complete introvert and can also come across as nonchalant!

She has dozens of friends but will only speak to 1 of them
She will talk to you on social media but in rl she’ll look at you deadly in the eye and won’t say a word
Hamida has had a crush on this boy who is 2 months younger than her ( but does she care? No, not really) for like a year now…
She spends majority of her money on abayas
She makes money off Vinted

She eats corn starch
I hope nobody finds this….
I’m literally exposing myself…
Hamida allegeric to seafood
Hamida can’t even spell

Are you a Hamida

Hamida by Adimah February 2, 2022

Hoppo Holiday 

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.

"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.

Hoppo Holiday by studminustheu February 18, 2010

Hamida 

Hamida is the coolest/Prettiest/smartest/most fun to hang out with person. she is one of those people who doesn't really study for the test but still gets one of the best marks. She is also too attractive for life!

we need hamidas

Hamida by BeautyOverload April 18, 2019