Homererotic 

Too sexy (in an overweight, balding, unintelligent, fish-eyed, yellow-skinned sort of way). Typically used ironically.

Maud: Hey Betty, whatcha doin?
Betty: Looking at some Homererotic photos I found in my husbands' closet.
Maud: Oh my gosh! Aren't you concerned?
Betty: Concerned? Heck no. It's just a bunch of shots of him doing keg stands in his boxer shorts with his other fat hunting buddies.

Maud: Mmmmm, donut.

Homererotic by poetcetera November 12, 2010

Homeyra 

Is super pretty, attracts guys like a magnet. Teachers pet, gets good grades. Prolly has fake name, doesn’t care about guys. Plays with hearts aka a complete slut, has guys like siddharth which she doesn’t like, prolly gonna marry kanav or some default shit.

Person 1: who’s that pretty ass girls over there, she looks like she’s from china
Person 2: shit, not another homeyra

Homeyra by k-poop69 January 25, 2023

hometerosexual 

A typical man, who happens to like other men, but without being a screaming queen and broadcasting it on all frequencies...
Can sometimes be confused with a metrosexual straight man Or a closeted gay man...

Coined by Alan... COPYRIGHT

Hey, did you see that boy last night at bar? he was really nice, best of, he's a hometerosexual, so it makes him even cuter...

hometerosexual by Ally151085 December 29, 2008

hometero 

A gay guy who acts super straight.

Josh is such a hometero that even when he came out his parents thought he was lying

hometero by ploopstertheplurple February 14, 2014

Homeserve 

A company which serves your home but is owned and run by a bunch of complete fucktards.

Yo dawg, that Homeserve company are a bag of shit

Homeserve by MrBollock July 24, 2018

Hometero-Sexual 

A Gay Person who has Sexual relations with the Opposite sex but only emotionally connects to the same sex.

Jason: Yo I fucked this chick yesterday at the party, shit was Crazy
Mike: Dude, aren’t u gay?
Jason: Nah I’m a Hometero
Mike: A Hoe-met a what???
Jason: Lmao, Hometero-Sexual, basically I’m sexually Bi but I only Date or have relationships with guys
Mike: Ohhhhh, niceeee, so ab that chick???👀👀

Hometero-Sexual by Korisko August 21, 2019

Hometerosexual 

A gay man who seeks out straight men with sexual intentions.
(Figured this needed a word)

Person 1: Hey what's Jack doing with Liam? He knows Liams straight right?

Person 2: Yeah, Jack's a Hometerosexual

Hometerosexual by TimTam the Big cock man January 17, 2020