2 definitions by TimTam the Big cock man

Hometerosexual

A gay man who seeks out straight men with sexual intentions.
(Figured this needed a word)

Person 1: Hey what's Jack doing with Liam? He knows Liams straight right?

Person 2: Yeah, Jack's a Hometerosexual

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter

Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line