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68.
What you tell your mum your going to do when you go round your friends house.
"I'm going round Annas to do my homework Mum!" -Laughs Evily-
by Helen August 29, 2003
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22.
What you should be doing right now.
I should be doing homework right now instead of reading hilarious definitions on Urban Dictionary.
by Smashing Pumpkins Fan October 05, 2008
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23.
Something you should use to wipe your ass with BEFORE you hand it in to your teacher.
You: DAMN, I'm out of toilet paper. No need to panic though. I still have my homework.
by bitch, please October 21, 2007
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(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor:(
homework is done at home
by grrrrrrrryyfhjlkh November 29, 2005
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25.
Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.
In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.
by Leah was here January 08, 2006
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26.
the extra-curricular activity done at home, as opposed to school-work.
Homework sucks dick.
by n00b pwnage December 18, 2004
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27.
Cruel and unusual punishment created simply to make students unhappy, and to distract them from thinking about the opposite sex, the internet, their friends, the mall, the TV, or any other possible forms of entertainment. It's work, reviewing tedius classes that you sat through or talked through, or slept through in school. Usually homework takes many hours, unless you have "very little homework", which is also related to heavenly.
"Guh, I have so much damned homework tonight, I don't think that I can go over April's house. Doesn't that suck?"
by Brian-Sue January 22, 2004
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28.
Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.
(9:00 pm)

Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by superninjapenguin March 03, 2007
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