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1. What teachers always blabber about.

2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: But it's too early

Teacher: Do your homework

Kid: GODDAMN BITCH

Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!

Kid: Fuck.

Teacher: 3 hours!

Example 2:

Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-

Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?

Kid: But mom, can't I just-

Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.

Kid: Darn.

-Kid walks away-

Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...

-masturbates while watching-
by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011
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