homesitting

Homesitting is the act of staying at home in one's own four walls in order to avoid any social interaction.

Homesitting is often performed by people with social phobia who e.g. order food only at delivery services and everything else on the internet.

If they once do leave the so called 'homeseat' they tend to stay in a safe 3-mile radius so they can easily return in case social interaction gets too much.

A homesitter usually owns a huge flatscreen TV, a very comfy couch and plenty of other electronics in order to make the homeseat as livable as possible.

Come on mate, let's go out, you haven't left the homeseat for weeks, you eventually need to stop homesitting!

homesitting by jehec September 15, 2013

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

homester by myshell March 30, 2006

Homeister 

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.

That kid is really Homeister.

Homeister by fatjoeh April 21, 2006

Homester

A person who could either be a sexy hipster or a homeless person. This confusion is often caused by the tendency of hipsters to wear dirty looking, baggy, grey clothes that make them look homeless. Often, from far away, the difference between a homester and a real homeless person is imperceptible.

me: wow...look at that hot homester down the block
ema: where did he get that sexy baggy grey sweater?

(supposed homester approaches)
me: uh oh...just another homeless person

Homester by Freakinsqueeztarts September 1, 2009

homehitter 

If a girl fucks one or more in your family

«I just banged this chick and now she bangin my brother»
«Shawty a homehitter»

homehitter by DrLit June 11, 2024

Homesters 

when you're a mix between a homie and a hipster, because you're just too cool to be both.

Homie G + Hipster = HOMESTERS!

Homesters by ajm113 February 3, 2012