hollyoaks challenge 

A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.

You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.

hollyoaks challenge by smegbottom November 16, 2017

holyoak 

The greatest surname ever. What 'Smith' & 'Jones' people would rather be. An instant conversation starter. Sometimes spelt Hollyoak, Hollyoake or Holyoake. None are more worthy as they all derive from the same tree...

Damn, if only I could be a Holyoak, my life would be at least ten times better than it is now...

holyoak by Penny Fairearth September 1, 2016

Hollyoaked 

After the infamous scence in the UK soap Hollyoaks about ten years ago when the character Luke got chased from football training and was bum raped by three guys.

This gave rise to the term 'Hollyoaked' or a 'Hollyoaking' instead of the more common phrases sodomy, bum rape or bummed.

"Mate you dont want to walk back that way, you might get Hollyoaked down there".

Hollyoaked by Ian_99 February 9, 2010

Hollyoakisation 

The transformation of a serious subject matter into a TV friendly environment where every cast member is under 25 and beautiful

"The Tudors" is a Hollyoakisation of the life of Henry VIII
BBC One's family drama "Robin Hood" is a Hollyoakisation of the legend of Robin Hood

Hollyoakisation by Fernando1982 October 6, 2008

hollyoaks boy 

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

hollyoaks boy by Kempo August 23, 2007

hollyoaks

a great tv programme.

hey, i love holloaks. do you?

hollyoaks by vartansgal October 12, 2003

Hollyoaks

...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like headless chickens in the latest Topshop fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.

Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank.

Hollyoaks should fuck off and die.

Hollyoaks by IntelligentIdiot November 28, 2006