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alabama hole in one 

The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.
Sally couldn't make up her mind where she wanted me to come, so I gave her an Alabama Hole In One.

shit-hole in one 

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
shit-hole in one by jtizzles April 21, 2010

hole in one 

Screwing a girl on the day you first met her. When telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and skanky
"Hey man, I got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put."
hole in one by High Life AP April 18, 2005

Hole in One 

During intercourse, the male pulls out right before he cums, and then he ejaculates and makes it perfectly into the belly button of the girl. Also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly button.
Guy: "Oh man that was a hole in one!!"

Girl: "Ew, clean it out!"
Hole in One by madrascaldavid December 29, 2009

butt hole in one 

the phrase used to describe a gay man's casual lover from a previous bar hopping experience.
Steve: Hey, remember that guy Chad?

Bruce: Of course! I scored a butt hole in one with him the night we met!
butt hole in one by phatty-b August 4, 2008

Helicopter with a hole in one 

Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!