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holding on to the glory days 

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.
"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

holding on to neverland

griefing; hold on to something thats already over or can't be fixed / gone back to.
are you over her or are you still "holding on to neverland"?

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.
Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word
Someone Might Have To Die Holding On To The Wedding Word

Holding it on a string 

When you need a shit, but don't go to the toilet straight away - instead you hold it in until when you do finally go to the toilet it comes out instantly with little to no effort.
Wiggy: 'I need the toilet, but so i dont want to have to spend long in the gross toilet incase people look over so ill be Holding it on a string for now'
Holding it on a string by hardipe February 19, 2009

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)