Hold My Shit 

Phrase used before two girls fight. usually said while one of the girls is taking off her jewelry or other items of value and handing them to a friend.

tanya: "What's up, bitch, you got a problem or something? you wanna go? let's go! "here Shania, hold my shit, hold my shit!!"

Hold My Shit by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

hold your shit together

To stop being a buffoon and act in a socially consistent and acceptable way, by not farting or burping in public.

Even if you are at a bar or pub, and still had more than enough to drink, please hold your shit together; if you want to burp or fart or puke, do everyone a favor and excusecyourself to the restroom.

hold your shit together by Uncle Dimma August 30, 2014

Hold my shit 

Its when you take a shit but mid departure you realize that you dont have any toilet paper. So you have to stop and go to a different toilet or find toilet paper

I had to hold my shit cause i don't have toilet paper. Can i borrow some off you?

Hold my shit by The silent shart July 2, 2018

bags of shit to hold 

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

bags of shit to hold by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023