Any Hispanic girl that wears way too much
makeup, has penciled in eyebrows, too much
gel, a handful
of at-home piercings, and is generally
nasty. The hoodrat society is a hierarchy, with
the main hoodrat, or the one who is considered the “prettiest”(sluttiest) and has friends
who are usually second
in command, at the bottom are the messenger hoodrats, who send messages like “quit talkin’ shit about my homegirl” or “my homegirl says
you better quit talkin’ shit” to other girls. Hoodrats are generally
very cowardly and hide behind their boyfriends or their gang connections. Usually have friends
who will fight FOR them.
Age range: 14-19
habitat: working class neighborhoods, ghettos.
Clothing: anything tight.
Hair: black or dark
brown, usu. W/ blonde highlights. Usually in very high ponytail,(known as the “hoodrat facelift”)
jewelry: gold, and lots
of it. At-home Marylin Monroe
piercing, 10 piercings on each ear.
Social traits: Beware, for they hunt in packs.
Pastimes: talking shit, having sex, getting
“fucked up”, making enemies, shaving
their eyebrows, getting
pregnant, making out in public
places(preferably school hallways), fighting, dispatching messengers.
That girls eyebrows are fake, you can tell
she pencils ‘em in, what
a freakin’ hoodrat.
Hoodrat: my homegirl says to quit
her to say that shit to my face, and to get her stupid fellow hood rats off my back.