hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 30, 2010

hold my meat

1.to express dominance over someone, or 2. as a sexual acceptance of the other sex

1. "Did you see me dunk on that kid in the game today? I was like, "hold my meat, bitch."

2. I saw the hottest girl in class today. I thought to myself, hold my meat, slut.

by Big Bad Balla baby March 30, 2011

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hold my belt

congradulations your my bitch

David Rorer

by I found GOD dawg March 1, 2003

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the act of inserting the straw of a juice box up a woman's anus or vagina and squeezing, sending delicious grape juice up into the cavity, stimulating the woman. Ideally a second woman would lick the juice, from the woman or "juice box".

Dayumm, the chick is holding my juicebox.

by Insipid Bullfrog December 23, 2009

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Hold my beer and watch this!

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

by Kowkruncher August 17, 2012

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