What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.
Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.
Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.
Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.
Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?
Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
A small piece of luggage one packs with just enough items to spend the night with someone.
Dude: Hey, wanna come back to my place?
Ho: Sure, handsome. I just need to stop at my place to pack a ho-vernight bag.
What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.
Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?
Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.
Expressing intense hostility towards the smell, taste and sight of broccoli.
Renzo: Dude, this is the best broccoli I've ever eaten!
Will: I'll rip off your head off and piss in your neckhole if you don't throw that shit away.
Renzo: Dude, such broccostility!