Hold my dick

A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.

Just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!.....HOLD MY DICK!!!!

by Hoss_Meat June 2, 2011

hold my purse

What one gay man says to another gay man when preparing to fight someone.

Gay #1: Maggie said it looks like a bus ran over your face this morning.

Gay #2: That bitch! Hold my purse.

by Willyummm August 7, 2010

Hold my AK

When "hold my beer" isn't enough.

Your letting the people around you that your gonna do some Worldstar level shit

Yo phill, hold my AK. I'm gonna shit on the subway.

by Lilbitchboy March 10, 2019

hold my piece

To hold someone’s dick or fuck off

A: You have a really big attitude today
B: Hold my piece asshole

by Shameless_Douche November 30, 2017

Hold my wine

The lady like/classy way of saying "Hold my beer" which is a precursor for a drunk story, video that ends up on Tosh.O, or metaphorically trying to one up something or someone.

USA: We had a crazy election

France: Hold my wine.

by The Cason-Point April 19, 2017

hold my cock

A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say

brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock

by DeezNutzJus4u January 22, 2016

hold my gold

Referring to a situation in which a female is about to enter into a fight, and she proceeds to take off her earings, handing them to her friend.

Girl, this bitch is asking for a beat down....hold my gold.

by Jake W. S. October 30, 2007