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Phil Holbrook 

Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.
Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?

Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!
Phil Holbrook by jgroneill August 15, 2018

Mr. Holbrook 

A god of sex, often found with a yellow sweater vest. Well know for their monster-sized penis.
Mr. Holbrook smiled and winked at us and we watched him and his amazing yellow sweater vest fly towards the sun.

Hobroken 

A word describing the New Jersey City of Hoboken reflecting the Bro culture that has ruined it of any good nightlife for the non-bro.
Guy 1: Went to Hobroken last night for a party. It was awful.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I step off the PATH and onto the street and the first thing I see is multiple bros just throwing air punches. And they were all wearing MMA shirts!
Guy 2: Sounds awful.
Guy 1: Then one bro tried to fight me for no apparent reason but ended up missing horribly and hitting some girl in the face. I got right back on the PATH and left. I didn't even go to the party.
Guy 2: Typical Hobroken.
Hobroken by TheKimmer April 28, 2014

hobooker 

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.
Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!
hobooker by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011

Holbrook 

To haul ass in your car and go twice the legal speed limit
Connor was caught holbrooking down Spring Road and was fined $300. His mom also ripped him a new one.
Holbrook by jimmycrackcornidc September 9, 2011

Holbrook 

A suburb town in eastern Suffolk County, Long Island. Almost an hour from NYC, an hour away from the hamptons, and 10 minutes from the south shore. Mostly italians, irish, and jews. Has a country club, stores,SALONS,and restaurants, like mamma lombardis. Lots of block parties in the summer.
Where do you live?
I live in Holbrook.
Oh nice
Holbrook by KSJA May 4, 2006