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hobooker 

Hobookers fall under a number of categories but are usually classified based on their current home and/or employment. The word is derived from two overlapping roots: hobo and hooker. Based on this derivation it is quite easy to ascertain that hobookers are typically found on the streets or in alleyways and make their money in less than honorable ways. While it is possible to climb out of hobookerdom, most hobookers are quite pleased with their social status and typically remain in the field for lengthy periods, if not until retirement. While the term is often used as slang and can be demeaning it is important to remember that hobookers are people too and have rights just like the rest of us.
Dude! Look at that hobooker over there on the street corner! Let's get some!
hobooker by MOFBAMF January 26, 2011
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hobnoker 

a person(s) that have sex with small animals and sometimes elephants.
shut up you hobnoker.
hobnoker by locajay September 28, 2009
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hobokery 

The act of behaving like a hobo.
Tom carried all his thing an a small bag on a stick ate his lunch from a can and other hobokery.
Backpacking across Europe is such hobokery.
hobokery by ColdDark_Sea January 19, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012