hoimsli 

1.something extremely tasty and declicious that makes you very happy

2. An exclamatiion indicating that you are hungry, or that you find something very deicious looking

etymology: perhaps the name Helmsley that appealed to me on a trip to New York long ago. The swiss sounding word ending in -l! indicates something tasty, like Guterly.

pronunciation: hoy-m-sli

"Look at those cakes!" "
"Mhhh! They look very hoimsli!"

"Dou you like your food?"
"Hoimsli! Thank you!"

tasty, Guterly, lipsmacky, succulent,juicy, fresh, yummy, luscious, scrumptious

hoimsli by eshko June 1, 2011

Hoims 

A Large Purple elephant wearing a Tutu with a carrot tatoed on its sholder

Elepahnts Tutus carrots hoims

Hoims by Sophie&Chris April 30, 2009

Hovisms 

A collection of various quotes from Tom Douglas,a Hov who comprises one-third of the renowned triumvirate known as "The Trifecta".

"You're full of shit bitch"
"Yes, I have"
"I've had enough of your nagger sass."
"Ah bhyuh"
"FUUCKKKKKKK"
--Hovisms

Hovisms by Hov aka Free Agents December 9, 2008

hoises 

Hoises is a term used to describe sounds commonly heard in the household (ie. "house noises"). Some examples might include the drip of a leaky faucet, a creaking door, the pinging of a radiatior, or even the eternal moan of whatever restless spirit that may happen to reside there. Older houses or buildings are usually more susceptible to hoises, but this isn't always the case.

The old mansion on Butternut Hill is full of strange and unnerving hoises; we didn't want to stay there any longer.

hoises by Bravestarr September 8, 2008

hoism 

(noun) Any and all rules and/or mannerisms practiced or adhered to by a ho universally known by the ho, and to many in the know, to be exclusive to the ho in all facets of the ho’s hoing.

One of her more unsavory practices of her own style of hoism was when Betsy would go from customer to customer without hosing herself out. There had been many times when she was called out on it by the the next unfortunate soul when the semen from someone else’s previous deposit slid down the unfortunate one’s penis during their transaction with her. Not missing a beat Betsy had convinced more than one dumbass that it was her own come sliding down on them, telling them it was her ‘squirting’ as she was coming all over their cock. In a roundabout way I suppose she was, nasty dirtybutt bitch she is.

hoism by Nikki Stixx November 25, 2022

hoism 

1)The act of purposefully being obstinate in order to perpetuate a fight.

2)Layman's terms: Acting like a real ho!

1)Alex subscribes to the theory of hoism.

2)That Alex is a real ho!

hoism by Roz L. November 9, 2006

Hoism 

Pronaounced "Ho-is-um"
Typically post partum, a woman after she has a baby, experienceing many hormonal "flashes" will fuck every dick she can, before it ends.

My baby mama be going threw some class A hoism. Doing every dude she sees.

Hoism by Slutbunger August 13, 2017