noun.
variations: Hockeymom
Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A
Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor'
s kid walk because he is on the other team.
The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:
- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of
cooked animals
- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)
- yells at her kid to score when at the
game- yells profanities at the other players
The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)
The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty
blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther
high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in
high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.
Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom
Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn,
dude, my mom just beat the shit out of
your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a
Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....
