Cockenheimer 

A person whose idiotic actions resemble that of the organ for copulation and urinary excretion.

He can be such a cockenheimer when he's inebriated.

Cockenheimer by Francis P. Sawyer January 10, 2012

Hoenheim 

Hoenheim Elric, aka "Hoenheim of Light"

Character from the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. The kind, but neglectful father of series heroes Edward and Alphonse. A 400-year-old master alchemist who left his family years ago so they wouldn't need to see his ancient body deteriorate.

"Sorry to bother you...but I seem to have misplaced my house."

-Hoenheim

Hoenheim by Nallcat May 8, 2005

Hoopenheimer

A buttox.
Polite for asshole.

She's a freak, she begged me to enter her hoopenheimer!
That guy pissed me off, he's a real hoopenheimer!!!

Hoopenheimer by Farshad Freddy Vancity March 28, 2010

Hohenheim of Light 

A sentient being who once walked the Earth lighting up the middle path on his way. The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim is Max Lim. He currently resides in the Dannemora Province, a secluded area on Earth-911 where it is possible for him to concentrate on his thoughts and not get distracted from worldly sufferings such as Dota.

Words of Hohenheim of Light:

"May the light be shined wherever the preachers may go"

"If one goes 'naaaa', one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

"If one does not accept the above quote, one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

Max Lim quotes:

"May the light of Hohenheim always be with you"

"If you with to see the sun, you must believe in Hohenheim and make offerings of sunflowers to him in the evening with incence"

"If one wishes to become a devout Hohenheimist, one must always start from the footsteps of the current preacher"

Hohenheim of Light by Hohenheim of Light January 31, 2010

hockenheimer 

Hockenheimer is an extension of Wheldon. It can also be extened with other German-esque words to produce a phrase which you and your friends deem funny.

Wheldon Hockenheimer Smallen Cocken Nurburgringen

hockenheimer by 62646c March 20, 2009

Hoenheim rule

A rule made during a drinking game usually kings. A person during the game puts the fist up. Whoever the last person to put their fist up is must proceed to give an Imagineary blow job to whomever the first person to put their hand up chooses. Also they choose where the cum shot will be. U must try your best to make it as believable and realistic as possible. Use whatever props and tools u may need. Have fun and make sure to get your hand up as quickly as possible :)

Hoenheim rule possible choices: Avatar, clifford, the easterbunny, scooby doo, a person in the room. A few of many choices. :)

Hoenheim rule by Kings player April 19, 2011

cockenheimer snogglertarts 

british for donut holes
can also be called: munchkins, timbits, donut bites

mum: what should we get for breakfast

me: cockenheimer snogglertarts

cockenheimer snogglertarts by omegleandsantahats July 20, 2020