Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...
by YAWA April 18, 2020
The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 21, 2010
mom its a hibble hobble
by hibble hobble maker July 21, 2023
Nickname for the current QB/WR tandem for the Detroit Lions. Refers to Calvin Johnson and the oft hurt Daunte Culpepper.
by 3_inch_thrill April 10, 2009
I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.
by Horn521 June 13, 2015
when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on
goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(
by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES January 5, 2018
A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.
by OldOllie September 13, 2007