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A young lady who's at the club on Friday grinding on the dancefloor and at church on Sunday asking for forgiveness.
Brenda-Dang look at Ashley, she's so hungover! That ho is always drunk, last night she was trying to hook up with that bartender!
Byron-Yup, that girl's a holy ho, fo sho.
Holy Ho by susie v January 28, 2009
A female associated with the catholic school scene, and noted for her sexually promiscuous behavior. Hot mamas. Term was first coined in reference to a clique at Holy Child (catholic school in MoCo) circa 2001.
Person A: Did you check out that fine lady?
Person B: Nah, man, don't mess with that shit, she's a holy ho. I banged her last night... and her friend the night before that... and there were like 3 of us the night before that... and then a nun...
Holy Ho by RelucDeb November 28, 2003

holy shit ('hO-lE - 'shit)

1.a startling new devlopment.
2.devine excrement.
Often used with holy cow or holy shit but in a more serious or funny way depending on the delivery it’s given.
Did you see that girl dude HO LY.
ho ly by VolkswagenMaster6 May 29, 2020

Hohoholy Crap 

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.
"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026